so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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