woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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