when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
not ubering you a puppy
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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