So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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