Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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