i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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