He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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