Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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