So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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