And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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