Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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