I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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