But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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