we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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