So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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