does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
