We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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