I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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