Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This is my gift to your gina
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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