When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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