Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.