Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up