tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.