i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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