You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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