I love black thongs
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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