I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he thought i was a dude.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He? As in you personified your dick?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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