Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You pole danced in your parka.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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