We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I came so hard my ears popped.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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