Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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