I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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