I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I intend to get homeless drunk
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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