well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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