Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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