in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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