WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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