I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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