like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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