I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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