It's just like the Real World with babies
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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