Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Panties = found
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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