how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
im on a boat
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