he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
