i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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