I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
