i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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