She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Everclear isn't food dammit
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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