I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
im calling her cock vulture from now on
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
