North Korea, Best Korea!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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