don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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