hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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