jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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