i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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