Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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